March 21, 2011

Chan taught me that this was important.

It's funny that remembering a phrase just how it was said can take you right back to the moment it happened. It's important. It makes life a little more interesting.

From Work:


"If you're gonna have an adopted grandma you have to put up with her anxiety!"

"Thank You Spank You and Blank You!"

"I'm married.. I don't want to hug you... All the girls here are married..."
"Well tell them they should hire all single girls because I want to hug them all."

"Beautiful Henna... Beautiful my friend! Beautiful! Henna!
"Beautiful Ali... Beautiful my friend! Beautiful! Ali!
"Hola Ali... Hola Henna! Beautiful my friends, Beautiful!"


From Alexander:

"This vacuum just... just kicks ass!"

"Let me ask you something. Did you have any boogers in Cancun? Because I didn't get any, and now that we are home I have a lot!"

"I'm a beautiful marlin!" (Andrew).... "And I'm an elegant coy!" (Alex)



From College:

"Stop eating Jeremy, it's Fast Sunday."

"I think Kristy spoke elf to me the other day..."

"Who the hell told Marcus Farcus he could come up here and cook bacon?!"

"I'm confused right now... how much is this? I only know Swiss moneys!"



All Over:

"Can't you just shutup for like... 10 seconds?!" -Connor to Tate in Primary

"Somebody got all the damn apples!" -An old crazy guy at the grocery store

"Those are wild, they look like your underwear." -My dad about Tracee's shoes



From Life:

"The only thing you really own is your story."

"Life is short, but wide." (As in... life is short, but we can go in millions of directions)

"Once you get it, you dust it."

3 comments:

  1. I totally know what you mean with taking you back to the moment. And I believe I was the one who let marcus into our apartment to cook his bacon... my bad

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  2. hey that was some good bacon! sometimes i miss snow hall just a bit

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  3. "stop eating Jeremy, it's fast sunday" I DIED laughing... love these!!

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